wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)
This. Fucking this. Fucking this a million times over.
i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though