blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay)

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 


(Source: disneydeviants)

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(Source: ninadobrevs)

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad)

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

gaydirectioner:

How I feel inside listening to Britney

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What I actually look like listening to Britney

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fulfillments:

there’s a special place in heaven for people who upload entire albums to youtube

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

[Mom Leaves]

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)

bloood-bath:

gvro:

Leeches are segmented worms that belong to the phylum Annelida and comprise the subclass Hirudinea. The majority of leeches live in freshwater environments, while some species can be found in terrestrialand marine environments, as well. Most leeches are hematophagous, as they are predominantly blood suckers that feed on blood from vertebrate and invertebrate animals.

bby

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