I want to cry but my eye makeup looks so good right now.
Everyone, at some point in their lives  (via acceptvnce)

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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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beyoncebeytwice:

[that fish on spongebob that always says “my leg” voice] my leg

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

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queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young


leighannsays:

my feelings

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whisk-ey:

If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.

sh4rkeisha:

when you find a spider in your room

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snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image


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